Rex's Protection

OK, so Mason and Hayden are always saying the funniest things, but some stick out more than others. Hayden calls Mason 'Me' and calls himself 'Mike' or 'Mica'. We stay pretty confused around here about who he is talking about. Well, Mason likes to know how all of God's creatures protect themselves and we are always trying to give him the answer. I mean he wants to know how a fly and an ant protect themselves. Sometimes we have to resort to, 'They don't protect themselves!'. In the past couple of weeks he has asked how Rex protects himself and we tell him that it's our job to protect him since he is so little. Well, last night as we were driving, Mason was looking at Rex and he had his eyes crossed which Mason calls his crazy eyes and decided that that's how Rex protects himself. He uses his crazy eyes to scare people away. I laugh as I write this because it was so funny.